The Situation’s Dad Made Another Video. YES.

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Yesterday, word got out that The Situation was in rehab which he tried to deny only to later admit to by claiming it was just for prescription pills. Except new reports claim it was also for alcohol which might threw a wrench into the sixth season of Jersey Shore even though I’m almost positive it’s Read More …



The Situation Wasn’t In Rehab, Just An Undisclosed Location Free Of Coke So He Could Rehabilitate

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Nope, cocaine had nothing to do with any of these poses. Posted by Photo Boy Despite being outed recently as both broke and gay by Snooki – Two things that would drive any closeted vain-glorious moron to dive headfirst into a g-string full of blow. – The Situation, through his rep and Twitter, has denied Read More …



Gerard Butler Should Be The Poster Child For Rehab Because Jesus Christ

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On Friday, we learned that Gerard Butler disappeared for a few weeks to get his shit straight in rehab presumably after finding out he banged Brandi Glanville and/or finally seeing his reflection in the mirror he was snorting coke off of. Long story short, it worked because here’s Gerard Butler at last night’s Vanity Fair Read More …



CONFIRMED: Lindsay Lohan Booted From Community Service, But Won’t Go To Jail

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Last week we learned that Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of her community service program at a women’s shelter which she naturally tried to lie about because the first minutes of her life involved crawling out of Dina Lohan‘s uterus. Turns out she actually did get booted – of course – for never showing up, Read More …



Weston Cage Checked Into Rehab To Become An Action Star. Okay, Sure.

   

“So what my film pre-supposes is, maybe getting your ass kicked means you’re not crazy.”
After finally winning/losing his first fight, albeit against himself, Weston Cage has checked back into rehab for reasons that reveal his mom Christina Fulton is just as fucking crazy as he is which raises serious questions about the transitive batshit properties Read More …



Stiffler’s in Rehab

   

Seann William Scott checked himself into a treatment center yesterday for vague, undisclosed reasons that I’m going to assume was a nervous breakdown after realizing he’s Seann William Scott. THR reports:
“Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues,” the rep says of the American Pie star.
“He appreciates Read More …



Charlie Sheen Never Went to Rehab

 

While earlier reports suggested Charlie Sheen would be spending three months in rehab, surprise! It turns out he never even left his house in the first place and has absolutely no intention to. RadarOnline reports:
“Charlie was supposed to go to a rehab facility but he absolutely refused to go,” one pal, who has intimate knowledge Read More …



Charlie Sheen Pretends to Need Rehab, Calls Us All ‘Turds’

 

“Addiction? Is that even a word?”
For those of you who haven’t heard by now, Charlie Sheen managed to check himself into rehab sometime between me publishing the “Porn Family” post and transitioning to Miller Time which is incredible considering that’s only a 30-second window. – Quick aside: Why create a “Vortex Bottle” if one sip’s Read More …