In the same issue featuring an interview with Michael Fassbender about his giant penis that tries not to be about his giant penis, Deadspin‘s Drew Magary attempts to do an interview with Justin Bieber for GQ that turns into an exercise in dealing with an ADD-addled wannabe gangsta who lives in an insulated bubble that Read More …
“Now, before we begin, how attached are you to your cervix?” Michael Fassbender is the cover interview for the June 2012 issue of GQ, so if you’re in the mood for reading about the trials and tribulations of everyone making jokes about how huge your penis is while the writer awkwardly tries not to make Read More …
Mmmm… JLO belly. While Cameron Diaz continued her metamorphosis into Madame at the Hollywood premiere of What To Expect When You’re Expecting last night (How many premieres/upfronts were there last night? 85 million.), Jennifer Lopez decided it’d be a great time to wear an open-front dress that she’d be guaranteed to look awesome in by Read More …
Here’s Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth at the world premiere of Snow White and The Huntsman Keep in mind this is a movie where Kristen is supposed to be more beautiful than Charlize, so it’s good to see they really sold that by making Charlize look like a gorgeous model while Kristen flipped Read More …
Proving his voluminous man-boobs possess a dark bitch-tit magic that can bend men’s minds to his will, Simon Cowell successfully talked Britney Spears‘ dad and her fiance into accepting $15 million that she’ll never see a dime of to be a judge on the second season of X-Factor along with Demi Lovato because who doesn’t Read More …
- NHL Ice Girls will warm your cold heart. – Salma Hayek seems really happy about the huge cash settlement her husband just paid the supermodel he knocked up while they were “on a break.” – Why is their a frozen bag of peas on your wife’s vagina? 50 Shades of Grey. Read More …
Much like Alexander Skarsgard‘s penis when set to “Stun-Fuck,” I’ll get right to the chase: Here he is at last night’s Hollywood premiere of Battleship which we added horrible captions to, and as always, a little ditty to set the mood. Dig in. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENNRead More …
Here’s Katy Perry at the NARM Music Biz Awards where she tried to bang Marilyn Manson after he cast an enchantment spell on her Adidas commerical. That’s really the only explanation here. Unfortunately for Katy Perry, she also has to go through Shia LaBeouf first who’s now the Official Gatekeeper of The Temple of Absinthe Read More …
As the Internet’s slowly learning this week, apparently if you’re a dude, or even just know a dude, who works/worked in the hospitality industry, at one point you or your friend have been asked to stick your penis in John Travolta‘s butt in a completely friendly, just two heterosexual dudes hanging out way because he’s Read More …
Anna Faris just announced she’s pregnant this week, so I don’t exactly know how I feel about posting pics of her having a wardrobe malfunction at last night’s premiere of The Dictator. Except I do and it’s knock out my rent, you horny little click puppets, it’s not like the kid’s crowning even though this Read More …