Anna Faris just announced she’s pregnant this week, so I don’t exactly know how I feel about posting pics of her having a wardrobe malfunction at last night’s premiere of The Dictator. Except I do and it’s knock out my rent, you horny little click puppets, it’s not like the kid’s crowning even though this Read More …
I just assumed Jessica Simpson‘s dreams consisted of nacho cheese waterfalls and sliders with ladybug wings that fly into your mouth as you rest on a soft meadow made of baby back ribs, so imagine my surprise to learn that she sometimes dreams about clothes. And not just any clothes, but the specific outfit she Read More …
So a few weeks back Star reported that Megan Fox is pregnant with her first child but no one believed it because it was Star. Except yesterday the pregnancy rumors started again, and this time E! News is claiming they have exclusive confirmation from an anonymous random source, so it has to be true: If Read More …
Seen here waiting in the car for her mom to get back with a bag bursting at the seams with Chili’s take-out (No, really.), Jessica Simpson apparently heard all the recent rumors that she’s already given birth and decided to let everyone know there’s still a baby in her stomach so four full racks of Read More …
Last month, we saw a pregnant Jessica Simpson posing nude for the April issue of Elle which apparently hit newsstands because here she is pimping the issue on Twitter while making the most ridiculous statement she’ll ever make in her life. And, yes, that’s counting the time she asked if the baby can see the Read More …
While looking so thin and pretty Minka Kelly couldn’t resist sticking her hand up her shirt, Ashlee Simpson basically let reporters know that her gigantic billionaire sister is going to get even larger which is exactly how I’d deflect from the fact I used to have sex with Pete Wentz, too. Well played. Us Weekly Read More …
Probably the most elusive shots of Kim Kardashian are ones from behind where she’s in a bikini but not pre-arranging the sale of them therefore picking which shots are made public. Which is really just a fancy way of me explaining why these are grainy as hell yet I still paid money for them because Read More …
Because, exactly as I predicted, an insane amount of you clicked on the Uma Thurman pregnant bikini photos on Monday, here she is again yesterday in all her misshapened beauty and.. well, shapes. MARVEL at each of her breasts trying to escape in opposite directions. OGLE at the self-mammogram. THRILL at how you can’t believe Read More …
Taking time off from their usual weekly claim that Jennifer Aniston and/or Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt‘s baby, Star is reporting that Megan Fox is with child which I’m immediately going to say is bullshit because Reese Witherspoon already used all the pregnant in Hollywood. Via RadarOnline: “They just found out and are Read More …
Jessica Simpson sits on the throne of a billion dollar fashion empire, so you’d just assume she’d be caught dead before being seen wearing a giant green mumu/tabletop/tarp. Then again, you’d also be assuming this is a woman who doesn’t hot box her business associates into submission but I’m not here to tell you how Read More …