“I’mma do something retarded today.” – Chris Brown, each morning. Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot who does pretty much whatever he wants without fear of consequence, so what you’re about to read really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Via People: Chris Brown faces new potential troubles with the law after allegedly Read More …
Weston Cage’s wife of only four months Nikki Williams has huge breasts so you’d just assume he’d be doing everything in his power to have sex with them as much as possible. Things like, I dunno, not doing karate on the sidewalk every time the paparazzi go, “Hey, look, it’s Nicolas Cage’s batshit son!” Then Read More …
There was only one way for this tale to end… Page Six reports:
On July 4, Greenwich, Conn., police said, Seymour called them after having a dispute with 18-year-old Peter Jr., which Peter Sr. witnessed. Lt. Richard Cochran said that when police responded, they were told the mother and son had argued because “the son was Read More …
Nicolas Cage’s son Weston (Actual photo.) apparently lost his shit at a Hollywood restaurant yesterday after being told he couldn’t order chocolate milk with his dinner which is how I chose to read this. TMZ reports:
Weston was at The Farmer’s Kitchen in Hollywood at around 4:00 today, when his trainer told him he couldn’t eat Read More …
“Issa okay, Mr. DeVito. I no tella the people you a famous movie star.”
Because cop-killin’ tastes likes pickles, yo, Snooki managed to crash her car directly into the Italian police escort tasked to keep her safe Monday afternoon, leaving two officers in the hospital. Of course, in everyone’s defense, who could’ve honestly predicted a drunk Read More …
“Girl, I’mma make love to you until a baby comes out.. did we finish those chili fries?”
Seen here drunkenly celebrating Amber Portwood’s 21st birthday, Gary Shirley was arrested yesterday for driving with a suspended license after police could hear Amber screaming at him from outside of his car which I’m assuming had something to do Read More …
Despite his children being exposed to a constant 24-hour loop of spray-tanned labia and skeez, Lorenzo Lamas is only now seeking full custody of his daughters after Shauna Sand was arrested last night for domestic violence after spraying her husband in the face with mace. TMZ reports:
Lorenzo tells TMZ, he’ll ask the judge for an Read More …
Meant to get to this yesterday, but more important things happened up to and including Gary Shirley dancing like this. Anyway, Tom Sizemore’s missing girlfriend was found in a Los Angeles meth-house over the weekend paving the way for his manager to make up all kinds of stories about barely even knowing the girl and Read More …
What? This guy? Get outta here.
Tom Sizemore’s 25-year-old girlfriend (No red flags there.) went missing on March 31 after living with the actor for six months. According to TMZ, police will neither confirm nor deny whether Tom is a person of interest:
Law enforcement sources confirm … Tom was questioned recently and has “been very cooperative” Read More …
“Did someone just open up a Detective Comics #27? Because I’d drop a baby to read that.”
RadarOnline has obtained the 911 call leading up to Nicolas Cage’s drunken arrest that the New Orleans District Attorney’s office has decided to ignore because all the cool kids are letting celebrities off. Anyway, here are the parental stylings Read More …