- Which are hotter: Girls in jean shorts or girls in jean skirts? These are the questions that try the Internet’s soul. – Gwyneth Paltrow is nice to reporters during press junkets? Whaaa…. – The SyFy channel basically made a movie about sharks eating the cast of Jersey Shore. God bless, America. Read More …
- Hillary Clinton got wasted. – And some even more important news than the Secretary of State crunking in South America. – Rumer Willis really doesn’t want us to look at her face. God bless her. – Ashton Kutcher is probably already done banging this woman and moved on. – Read More …
Once, when she was very little, Paris Hilton met an old sailor who told her that, “Argh, nothin’ relieves a below deck itch like a fresh waft of sea air on your biscuit,” so that explains these photos. With that in mind, here’s another story about Paris getting pissed off after a reporter dares suggest Read More …
- It’s going to cost $1.3 million to get Jessica Simpson‘s baby out of her which is pretty cheap for one of those giant space drills from Armageddon. – Whoa, wait. An entire Pog collection for just a night with a ginge? Seems a bit much. – Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are Read More …
- If you like tattoos, get in here. – Gwyneth Paltrow hates Kate Moss and vice versa. – Snoop Dogg’s Tweets With Grandma – Paz de la Huerta is still getting naked for Terry Richardson. The universe is in balance. – The Hottest Women of March Madness – Read More …
- Brad Pitt continues his transition to Fabio. – Mind The Gap Monday should be federally recognized. I said it. – Eva Mendes is still banging Ryan Gosling despite talk of South African vagina. – Here’s Javier Bardem as a Bond villain who doesn’t use a blowgun and/or Dutch Boy haircut Read More …
And now for the part of the day where I create an anger in you so deep, mole creatures are left homeless in its wake. (I’ll make it up to you, Jordan Bratman. I promise.) Via Us Magazine: “I’m involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are doing really well at Read More …
Yesterday, TMZ reported that Paris Hilton wants to be a house DJ now and is under the tutelage of deadmau5 who might produce her next album. Well, deadmau5 caught wind of this, more than likely from fans on Twitter saying, “WTF?!” so here he is on Facebook setting the record straight: HEY WORLD… im not Read More …
Now that she’s officially become ratings poison on top of the kiss of death to any film she somehow stars in, Paris Hilton quickly needs to find a new career that requires minimal effort and absolutely zero talent. Something that’s as simple as, oh I dunno, say pressing play on iTunes then pretending you’re listening Read More …
Apparently August has been a watershed month for reality television because following in the footsteps of Kate Plus 8 and LA Ink, Paris Hilton‘s The World According To Paris has been quietly shitcanned by Oxygen. Vulture reports: Hilton’s series was pretty much dead on arrival, earning barely 400,000 viewers for its June debut and sinking Read More …