Nick Lachey was on Watch What Happens Live last night where during a round of “Plead The Fifth” Andy Cohen asked him what’s the best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law anymore? While his brother Drew had a more broad answer, Nick went right for the jugular or whatever that vein on Read More …
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Was Literally Going To Shoot Her Dad After He Came Out of The Closet
So Jessica Simpson‘s mom Tina allegedly wrote a suicide note spelling out her intentions to shoot Joe Simpson then herself shortly after he came out of the closet and filed for divorce, according to RadarOnline: Shortly before traveling to New York to confront Joe, 52, about his tryst with 21-year-old model Bryce Chandler Hill in Read More …
Kim Kardashian’s Wearing Ridiculous Outfits To Score A Weight Watchers Deal
If you’re like me, you just assumed Kim Kardashian has purposely been wearing outfits that most pregnant women would commit acts of terrorism before being seen in public in for attention. Turns out we left out another thing she’ll do anything for: black penis money. Page Six reports: Industry observers are speculating that the blossoming Read More …
Jessica Simpson Confirms She’s Having A Boy By Announcing His Weiner Is Making Her Nauseous
Granted we already know Jessica Simpson‘s naming her unborn son Ace Johnson, she’s never actually confirmed she’s having a boy. So fortunately she knocked that out last night by announcing the gender of her baby on Jimmy Kimmel Live! (above) with a dick joke as all children should be proclaimed to the world. It’s a Read More …
Jessica Simpson’s Going To Have A Third Baby
During an interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning, Jessica Simpson tried to pretend she’s not going to try to have a third baby but couldn’t even fool herself. Via E! News: “I really hope that it stops,” the Fashion Star mentor told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio program when the subject about possibly expanding Read More …
Ace Johnson. Jessica Simpson’s Naming Her Unborn Son Ace Johnson.
Considering she basically named her daughter Maxi-Pad, I just assumed Jessica Simpson would name her unborn son Kotex Tamponstick III and call it a day. Except apparently she’s decided to go the less-traveled route of porn star fighter pilot. Us Weekly reports: “ told people she’s going to name the baby Ace!” the source told Read More …
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Be Jessica Simpson
If I had to guess the one person Gwyneth Paltrow wishes she could be, it’d be Beyonce but only if she gets to stay white. Turns out GOOP wishes she was the canned cheese-eating, constantly pregnant Jessica Simpson because she sits on a billion dollar fashion empire. Apparently you can’t just handpick those out of Read More …
So Who Wants To See The Sex of Jessica Simpson’s Baby?
Do they make “It’s A Spiral-Ham!” cigars? Because now would be a good time to start. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Jessica Simpson ‘Shocked’ She Got Pregnant Again
Jessica Simpson stopped by The Tonight Show last night where she either tried to pretend it was a complete accident she got pregnant again ending all that stupid dieting and exercising or admitted she doesn’t know how babies are made. It literally could go either way. Via People: The second pregnancy, she added, was not Read More …
Everyone Kept Looking At Ashlee, So Jessica Simpson Tweeted Her Pregnant Gut In A Bikini
Yesterday afternoon, you couldn’t hit a celebrity site without seeing new pics of Ashlee Simpson in a bikini while on vacation with the entire Simpson clan in Hawaii, so naturally Jessica did what any pregnant sister who’s confident with her body would do in this situation: Hide inside and tweet pics of her gut in Read More …