“I’mma do something retarded today.” – Chris Brown, each morning. Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot who does pretty much whatever he wants without fear of consequence, so what you’re about to read really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Via People: Chris Brown faces new potential troubles with the law after allegedly Read More …
View the Gallery / 6 Photos » Hookin’ How Lindsay Gets Into Parties Read More » Seen here crashing, then being entirely ignored at Leonardo DiCaprio‘s premiere party for J. Edgar, Lindsay Lohan served her 30-day jail sentence in four hours last night – No, really. And she has the balls to call it “scary.” Read More …
Lindsay Lohan arriving to court for a probation violation hearing in Los Angeles. (November 2, 2011)Read More …
After the court found her in violation of her probation two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan was back today for a hearing where it was just the goddamn joke you expected it be. Long story short, Lindsay admitted to violating her probation and the judge basically gave her the choice – CHOICE – of doing a Read More …
View the Gallery / 16 Photos » After the court found her in violation of her probation two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan was back today for a hearing where it was just the goddamn joke you expected it be. Long story short, Lindsay admitted to violating her probation and the judge basically gave her the Read More …
It hasn’t even been 24 hours since her probation’s been revoked, so of course Lindsay Lohan has already blown off the one thing the judge asked her to do to put her back in her graces. ABC News reports: As of 8:30 a.m. PT today, Lohan had not arrived at the Los Angeles County coroner’s Read More …
Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today to discuss the Downtown Women’s Center kicking her out of their community service program after she essentially showed up for 90 minutes and never came back. From there, a bunch of shenanigans went on where it really looked to me like Lindsay’s shrink essentially lied for her on top Read More …
Lindsay Lohan is due in court today where, without even knowing the probation department is backing her, it’s basically guaranteed to be a wag of the finger and some bullshit stern talk that means virtually nothing. Anyway, wheels have already been set into motion to put her on morgue duty for the rest of her Read More …
Last week we learned that Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of her community service program at a women’s shelter which she naturally tried to lie about because the first minutes of her life involved crawling out of Dina Lohan‘s uterus. Turns out she actually did get booted – of course – for never showing up, Read More …
Apparently tooth decay isn’t Lindsay Lohan‘s biggest problem this week. Turns out she just got kicked out of her community service program because – you’ll never believe this – she barely showed up or did but late and only for an hour. Except clearly these people have it out for her is what you’re about Read More …