The state of California can officially stop pretending it gives a shit if Lindsay Lohan completes her community service or not because the judge just ended her probation. Or at least the formal part of it because apparently she still has two and a half more years to not break the law, which she will Read More …
Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives a shit? Let’s talk about her clothes! Now, what you’re going to want to do is pay careful attention to the fact Read More …
“Yup. Just another case won by McTits & Son. Gentlemen?” While she was almost about to pull her famous “Oops, my purse was stolen” maneuver and stay in Hawaii all week, Lindsay Lohan actually appeared in court today where somehow she was in compliance with everything the judge asked her to do since her last Read More …
Lindsay Lohan arriving to court for a probation violation hearing in Los Angeles. (November 2, 2011)Read More …
After the court found her in violation of her probation two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan was back today for a hearing where it was just the goddamn joke you expected it be. Long story short, Lindsay admitted to violating her probation and the judge basically gave her the choice – CHOICE – of doing a Read More …
View the Gallery / 16 Photos » After the court found her in violation of her probation two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan was back today for a hearing where it was just the goddamn joke you expected it be. Long story short, Lindsay admitted to violating her probation and the judge basically gave her the Read More …
It hasn’t even been 24 hours since her probation’s been revoked, so of course Lindsay Lohan has already blown off the one thing the judge asked her to do to put her back in her graces. ABC News reports: As of 8:30 a.m. PT today, Lohan had not arrived at the Los Angeles County coroner’s Read More …
I don’t even have to write anything, do I? Michael Lohan must owe a metric shit-ton of child support again because he’s reverted back to his old habit of shoving his face in the press to expose as many details about Lindsay Lohan as he can while the iron’s hot. This time around, he followed Read More …
Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today to discuss the Downtown Women’s Center kicking her out of their community service program after she essentially showed up for 90 minutes and never came back. From there, a bunch of shenanigans went on where it really looked to me like Lindsay’s shrink essentially lied for her on top Read More …
Lindsay Lohan is due in court today where, without even knowing the probation department is backing her, it’s basically guaranteed to be a wag of the finger and some bullshit stern talk that means virtually nothing. Anyway, wheels have already been set into motion to put her on morgue duty for the rest of her Read More …