Last year, Charlie Sheen went on a massive coke and porn star/hooker bender that ended with him being fired from Two and a Half Men and going on insane rants on the Internet. What was great about this, is it allowed me to systemically remove friends and family from my life who genuinely believed Charlie Read More …
For those of you who wisely stopped paying attention to Charlie Sheen after realizing “Winning!” was more of a manic tic from hooker murder than an actual catchphrase, he’s in Colombia right now which should probably concern anyone even remotely concerned with the availability of cocaine which he swears isn’t the sole purpose of this Read More …
Ashton Kutcher‘s first episode as Charlie Sheen‘s replacement aired Monday night to record numbers, but keep in mind that was mostly because people wanted to see if Charlie burst onto the set and raped everyone into piles of coke, and old people have a lot of free time. Anyway, apparently the crew aren’t exactly thrilled Read More …
After being fired from Two and a Half Men for repeatedly daring them to fire him via a hail of hookers, blow and crazy talk, Charlie Sheen is apparently going to receive a $25 million settlement from Warner Bros. after originally suing them for $100 million for wrongful termination, according to the LA Times. What’s Read More …
“Here’s my pitch boiled down to its purest essence: You hand me all the money in your wallet.” A more remorseful and somber (Read: Broke and therefore deficient in porn stars/hookers.) Charlie Sheen has been kissing Two and a Half Men‘s ass over the past week even going so far as to say he’d love Read More …
I’m assuming this face helped.
While making the promotional rounds for her new book The Real Girl Next Door yesterday, Denise Richards revealed that she used a children’s book on addiction to explain Charlie Sheen to her two daughters. Via FOX News:
“I did have to have a conversation with them about addiction and got a book Read More …
If you’re like me, you’ve been wondering how Charlie Sheen’s doing with his quest to become the new Tila Tequila, and it turns out he’s right on schedule. “First, you get the Ustream… then you get the Juggalos… then you get the Faygo.” Via Twitter:
Heading to the Insane Clown Posse’s 12th Annual Gathering Of The Read More …
You’d assume a story about Charlie Sheen admitting to using any type of drug would be the exact opposite of news by now, but then again we’re two days out from a holiday weekend, so of course his new interview with Sports Illustarted is the second biggest story on the Internet behind Quentin Tarantino: Toe-Sucker. Read More …
“But I tiger warlock beamed her F18 receptor… Had to be the Vatican.”
Following in the snail trails of Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen’s final goddess Natalie Kenly has officially fled Clam Manor which is usually what happens when prostitutes get asked for a freebie. TMZ reports:
Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last Read More …
He can barely contain himself.
Because cocaine told him there’s no way a live show wouldn’t reap him $100 bajillion, Charlie Sheen’s Beverly Hills mansion is up for sale. Except within 24 hours of hit going on the market, it’s already got a bidder, according to TMZ:
Sources connected to the deal tell us … the bigwigs Read More …