Stephen offers Senator McCain his heartiest congratulations and condolences on his victorious defeat in the Arizona Senate primary.

Stephen proudly introduces his for-profit college, and Andrew Hacker says online universities are rip-offs.

Scotland is the perfect place for King Tut’s half-sister to hide his shriveled penis — it’s so cold there, it would blend right in.

Heidi Cullen attributes the current extreme floods, droughts and heat to global warming.

Stephen signs off with his calculator.

Stephen examines Internet privacy, covers Iran’s new weapon and talks to Jeffrey Goldberg about his Middle East predictions.

Stephen realizes he’s a terrorist after learning that Prince Alwaleed bin Talal’s son bought his portrait.

Surgically altering your appearance and getting rid of old friends will make you the ideal job candidate.

Iran reveals its diorama technology by unveiling an “ambassador of death” with cardboard clouds, painted backdrops and fake snow.

Jeffrey Goldberg says bad things could come from a decision to bomb Iran, either by Israel or the US.