Elon Musk wants to carry people to the space station, but there will be an extra surcharge to bring them back.

Ron Ramsey calls Islam a cult, and Basil Marceaux.com takes a bold stance against slavery at traffic stops.

President Obama blows off the Boy Scout jamboree to hang out with the women from “The View.”

Baby Gap introduces skinny jeans for toddlers, Dick Cheney has no pulse, and plants can remember the things we do.

Tom Blanton believes Brad Manning may have applied a Facebook mentality when he leaked classified documents about the Afghan war.

Stephen questions the US mission in Afghanistan and asks Kevin Kline if Phoebe Cates does that thing from “Fast Times.”

Stephen reveals secrets on ObviLeaks, Dick Cheney has no pulse, and Kevin Kline recites a tongue twister.

That’s it for The Report.

After CEO Tony Hayward refuses to take a pink slip from a robotic arm, BP must strategically set parts of him on fire.

Kevin Kline is known for his great stage prominence, but Stephen will not be out-enunciated by him.