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		<title>Lawyer objects to busty woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 01:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>An American lawyer has accused his opponent of using a busty woman to distract him in court.
</p><p>Thomas Gooch wouldn't believe the big-chested beauty who was sitting next to him was really a qualified paralegal and accused Dmitry Feofanoy of placing her there to help him win the case.
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		<title>Pope shuts down lap dancer monastery</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 23:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Pope Benedict XVI has shut down a monastery in Italy after a former lap dancer performed there.
</p><p>The holy one took action after nun Anna Nobili - who used to be a striptease artist - twirled around a crucifix as part of her new religious routine and was also unimpressed that celebrities such as Madonna had visited the 500-year-old place of worship.
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		<title>Women not attracted to smiling men</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 21:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A study in Canada has found that women are more attracted to men who rarely smile.
</p><p>According to research by the University of British Columbia females are more sexually attracted to brooding bad boys than happy-go-lucky lads.
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		<title>Pastor killed for magic penis</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 17:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A pastor was set alight in South Africa by people who accused him of using a magic penis to sleep with women.
</p><p>Nine men and three women aged 28 to 50 will appear in court in Mpumalanga on charges of murder and arson after Albert Malwane was burned to death.
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		<title>Blur rocker hosts Big Lunch</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 01:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Alex James hosted a lunch at the world's longest picnic table in the UK.
</p><p>The 'Blur' rocker teamed up with MasterCard to enjoy free food with over 350 other picnic-lovers at the table which covered 90 metres of ground.
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		<title>Man stabbed over toilet visits</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 23:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>An American woman stabbed her boyfriend for going to the toilet too much.
</p><p>Mary Ramos, 46, said she slashed her man in the face and chest because she thought he was meeting a naked woman in their flat's communal bathroom.
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		<title>Parents told to get dressed for school</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 21:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>British parents have been asked to stop wearing pyjamas during their school run.
</p><p>Headteachers across 11 schools in Middlesbrough are sick of mums and dads turning up in the mornings still wearing their nightwear because they think it sets a bad example to pupils.
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		<title>Obituary corrected 112 years later</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 17:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>An obituary littered with errors has been corrected 112 years later in an American newspaper.
</p><p>Daniel Schwenk, 77, came across the tribute to his great-uncle in the New York Times and noticed his name was spelled incorrectly and some dates were wrong.
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		<title>Man &#8216;blew up like balloon&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 01:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A New Zealand man "blew up like a balloon" in a freak accident.
</p><p>Truck driver Steven McCormack slipped and fell from his vehicle's foot plate, breaking a compressed air hose that powered the brakes.
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		<title>Marmite banned in Denmark</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 23:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Marmite has been banned in Denmark.
</p><p>Health and safety officials in the country have deemed the yeast extract product - which is used a savoury spread and has an acquired taste - too full of extra vitamins for their shelves.
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