The Onion looks back at Alabama’s first desegregated mass suicide, the historic V.E. Day Speech from FDR’s rotting corpse, and the completion of the transcontinental railroad with the gold-plated femur of a Chinaman.

The Onion looks back at Alabama’s first desegregated mass suicide, the historic V.E. Day Speech from FDR’s rotting corpse, and the completion of the transcontinental railroad with the gold-plated femur of a Chinaman.

NEW YORK—New York Yankees shortstop and eventual first-ballot Hall of Famer Derek Jeter admitted to reporters Monday that the only reason he plays baseball with effort, modesty, and reverence to those who played before him is because it gets him all…

By Terrance Hanley

Aries Patience will see you through life’s most harrowing times. Plus you can fake patience by just sleeping constantly.
Taurus For the last time: You do not have miraculous stigmata that cause you to bleed like th…

According to a study published in the journal Psychological Science, repeating positive affirmations like "I am a lovable person" makes depressed people feel worse.

HERSHEY, PA—Hershey’s, the American confectionery giant behind such treats as Hershey’s Kisses, Twizzlers, and the Symphony chocolate bar, announced Tuesday that it had run out of candy and would cease operations immediately.

Bicycle-Riding Circus Bear Pedals Back To Natural Habitat

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Sherlock and Watson must complete a half-finished bungalow renovation before Moriarty blows up an innocent hostage.

Early Playoff Exit Provides Huge Relief To Grizzlies