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[audio] Man In International Airport Only Speaks Business
Man In International Airport Only Speaks Business
Health Department Still Not Able To Really Prove Why People Shouldn’t Be Eating Candles
WASHINGTON—Department of Health and Human Services officials held a press conference Monday to announce that while no studies had been conducted to establish that the practice is unhealthy, people still should not eat candles.
Most Clippers Fans Still Have No Idea Team Is Doing Well
Most Clippers Fans Still Have No Idea Team Is Doing Well
Man Wants To Give To Local PBS Affiliate But Can’t Stand Thought Of Free Doo-Wop Album
Man Wants To Give To Local PBS Affiliate But Can’t Stand Thought Of Free Doo-Wop Album
[video] Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop Playing Football Now
Eli Manning wins the Super Bowl, but not his freedom from football. It’s a special GOOMF Blast!
Landon Donovan Inks $2-Per-Goal Deal With Grandparents
LOS ANGELES—At a press conference Monday, Everton and Los Angeles Galaxy forward Landon Donovan announced his signing of a $2-Per-Goal contract with his grandparents Frank and Dianne Donovan—a full 100 percent raise from his previous ag…
Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant Galaxy
HOUSTON—Marking a momentous leap forward in humankind’s understanding of the universe, NASA scientists announced today they had received a radio transmission confirming the existence of intelligent, extremely condescending life in a galaxy nearly 13…
Editorial Cartoon: Talking Trash
Talking Trash
American Voices: Florida Millionaire Adopts 42-Year-Old Girlfriend
A 48-year-old West Palm Beach millionaire and polo club founder has adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend in an apparent bid to avoid paying out a wrongful death lawsuit.