Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former president Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, is marrying Marc Mezvinsky this Saturday in a ceremony that will be attended by Barack Obama, Barbra Streisand, and Oprah Winfrey. Here’s what to expect from the nuptials.

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After being hit repeatedly by pigeon feces from the rafters of the Verizon Amphitheater in St.

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Our panelists discuss whether taunting and insults would be an effective strategy to help America’s obese children lose weight.

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