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		<title>Nation Horrified By Carolina Panthers&#8217; Disturbingly Graphic Logo Redesign</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Completely Whipped Man Crying At Wife’s Funeral</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Area Dad Figures He&#8217;s Got At Least Three More Months Of Screwing Around Before Son Gains Ability To Form Long-Term Memories </title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LIVERMORE, CA&#8212;Judging by his 18-month-old son's recent cognitive developments, local father Ryan Hardell figures he has about three more months to get drunk, curse, and make cruel jokes before the child begins forming long-term memories.&#160;&#34;...
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		<title>Fan On The Street: On Mike Tyson Being Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>TV Listings: Meet The Press</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Novak Djokovic Signs Endorsement Deal With Serbia&#8217;s Top Brand Of Luxury Goats</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>FINDLAY, OH—Two hours after she woke up, Madeline Tarver, 16, crawled back in bed just to keep her mom on her toes.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Suitcase Spends All Year Looking Forward To Carousel Ride</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jacksonville Jags To Go Without A Head Coach For 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Incest Survivor Dumped</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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