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		<title>The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.8</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<!-- TIMER:start:[1328491213.17] --><!-- CACHE:REDRAW:start:[ice-post-1394172-0-1-1]{10000} --><a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-2-8" title="View this Gallery"><img src="http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/04/most-important-people-lead-220x165.jpg" class="" style="width:220px" alt="Christina Aguilera" width="220" height="165" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-2-8/the-superficial-comments-0204-01" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/02/the-superficial-comments-0204-01-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Christina Aguilera" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-2-8/the-superficial-comments-0204-04" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/02/the-superficial-comments-0204-04-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Jon Gosselin" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-2-8/the-superficial-comments-0204-20" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/04/the-superficial-comments-0204-20-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Deena Cortese" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-2-8/the-superficial-comments-0204-09" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/02/the-superficial-comments-0204-09-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Selena Gomez Eli Roth" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-2-8/the-superficial-comments-0204-17" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/04/the-superficial-comments-0204-17-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Demi Lovato" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-2-8/the-superficial-comments-0204-19" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/04/the-superficial-comments-0204-19-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Arnold Schwarzenegger" width="94" height="94" /></a><br /><div style="clear:both;width:100%"></div>Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here&#8217;s the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul: I read in <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-2-8-02-2012">Read More ...</a><!-- CACHE:REDRAW:end:[ice-post-1394172-0-1-1] --><!-- TIMER:end:[1328491213.2]{0.0257461071014} -->
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		<title>The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.3.12</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Snooki Peed All Over The Floor Of A Club (Subtitle: Now I Want To Knock Her Up)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jamie Lynn Spears Thinks ‘Teen Mom’ is Brave</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Vanessa Hudgens’ Breasts Are Still Marketing ‘Journey 2′</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Madonna On Lady GaGa: ‘She’s No Britney Spears’</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rihanna Stole Reese Witherspoon’s Hair and Other News</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<!-- TIMER:start:[1328290067.43] --><!-- FROM:CACHE:start:[ice-post-1392751-0-1-1]{00000} --><a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/rihannas-new-blonde-hair" title="View this Gallery"><img src="http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/03/rihanna-blonde-hair-0202-13-220x165.jpg" class="" style="width:220px" alt="Rihanna Blonde Hair" width="220" height="165" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/rihannas-new-blonde-hair/rihannas-new-blonde-hair-15" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/03/rihanna-blonde-hair-0202-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Rihanna Blonde Hair" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/rihannas-new-blonde-hair/rihannas-new-blonde-hair-2" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/03/rihanna-blonde-hair-0202-1-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Rihanna Blonde Hair" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/rihannas-new-blonde-hair/rihannas-new-blonde-hair-6" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/03/rihanna-blonde-hair-0202-5-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Rihanna Blonde Hair" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/rihannas-new-blonde-hair/rihannas-new-blonde-hair-7" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/03/rihanna-blonde-hair-0202-6-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Rihanna Blonde Hair" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/rihannas-new-blonde-hair/rihannas-new-blonde-hair-8" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/03/rihanna-blonde-hair-0202-7-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Rihanna Blonde Hair" width="94" height="94" /></a> <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/rihannas-new-blonde-hair/rihannas-new-blonde-hair-5" title="View this picture"><img src="http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/03/rihanna-blonde-hair-0202-4-94x94.jpg" class="" style="width:94px" alt="Rihanna Blonde Hair" width="94" height="94" /></a><br /><div style="clear:both;width:100%"></div>Posted by Photo Boy - Last time I checked Tinkerbell didn&#8217;t have huge fake tits. And oh, how I&#8217;ve checked.  - Dr. Phil thinks men care what he has to say now. Ha, that guy!  - Here&#8217;s who&#8217;s all up in Scarlett Johansson these days.  - Brad Pitt is fond of <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/rihanna-stole-reese-witherspoons-hair-and-other-news-02-2012">Read More ...</a><!-- FROM:CACHE:end:[ice-post-1392751-0-1-1] --><!-- TIMER:end:[1328290067.44]{0.00094199180603} -->
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		<title>Bruce Willis Told Demi Moore To Go To Rehab, She Chose Penis Cake And Whip-Its</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Crap We Missed – Thursday 2.2.12</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Gisele Bundchen: ‘Please Pray For Tom Brady’</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
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