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Bon Jovi Surrounded by Naked Chicks

The Superficial — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:14:15 +0000

These are never-before-seen shots of Jon Bon Jovi from the new book Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi and apparently they’re shocking because Bon Jovi was considered a relatively clean-cut band in the 80s. Granted, they were no Jonas Brothers, they also weren’t Mötley Crüe who let’s all agree was the better band or you can Read More ...

Chris Hemsworth Deserves to be Thor and Other News

The Superficial — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:50:09 +0000

- Chris Hemsworth shuts me up about Alexander Skarsgard as Thor. - Irina Shayk knows Cristiano Ronaldo banged Paris Hilton, right? I feel like she should know that and also that I’m disease-free. Wink. - Nicole Kidman’s a ginger again. - Tara Reid keeps getting sexier. - Sam Worthington doesn’t Read More ...

Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Dropped Out of School

The Superficial — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:50:24 +0000

There’s been reports that Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend Eric Johnson is broke as shit and is simply riding her large-breasted gravy train to wherever the hell gravy trains go. (Her purse in case she gets stuck on a plane?) Now comes news he’s dropped out of business school so they can always be together/let him Read More ...

Audrina Patridge’s Breasts Look Awesome

The Superficial — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:59:02 +0000

When properly clothed and supported. Here’s Audrina Patridge in London last night facilitating the illusion that her breasts reside in the same area code and you can actually touch both of them during intercourse without calling a cab. It’s like the exact opposite of all that fan-fiction I wrote: “As I caressed Audrina Patridge’s ample love Read More ...

Obama Keeps Up on Lindsay Lohan

The Superficial — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:44:58 +0000

Because presidents like titties, too, President Obama revealed he’s aware of Lindsay Lohan’s plight while stopping by The View today. And in case that depresses anybody – including me even though I voted for the guy and run a gossip blog – don’t worry, he immediately rebounds by not knowing what the hell a Snooki Read More ...

Mel Gibson Walks Among Us

The Superficial — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:36:30 +0000

“And with each step I do taketh, a Jew baby loses its taste for the blood of its fellow Jew baby and foresaketh all love of copper coins. Knowing this truth, should thou calleth My satchel a purse, thou shall bloweth Me in a lake of fire of My own device for such are your Read More ...

Heidi & Spencer Are Still Together

The Superficial — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:38:45 +0000

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hiding out together adding fuel to the rumors that their divorce was a publicity stunt for Heidi’s reality show that she’s now pulled out of. A friend of Heidi’s stopped by her new house and found Spencer there working on the lifeguard movie that I still believe will Read More ...

Simon Monjack Spent All of Brittany Murphy’s Money. You Don’t Say?

The Superficial — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:48:17 +0000

This may come as a shock to you guys but apparently during the freakishly short time between Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack’s deaths, he pissed through 80% of her finances, according to her business manager. On top of that, Simon’s mom also allegedly tried to kick Brittany’s mother Sharon out of the house. People reports: Read More ...

Megan Fox is Midriffy

The Superficial — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:50:12 +0000

Here’s Megan Fox walking around Studio City yesterday in a short tee that lets you stare directly at her navel until things go.. fuzzy and you mysteriously wake up naked, covered in tuna. You don’t remember owning a bunch of stray cats, yet here they are laying on the floor next to you smoking cigarettes. Read More ...

Wonk-Boobs is Wasted and Other News

The Superficial — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:18:16 +0000

- Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? - Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. - Adriana Lima in a bikini. - Tara Reid’s ass is a thing of beauty. - Katie Price is pimping another book. You know what that means. Read More ...