… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A!
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel Read More …

Since TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only gently nudged the stroller – WITH AN AUTOMOBILE – but stopped to check on the Read More …

“Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.”
Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ:
Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child Read More …

- Sophie Turner is a fashionable dresser.
- Chris Robinson hates Taylor Swift.
- Prepare to enter The Era of Dorff.
- Chris Klein really learned his lesson this time and will makes sure to stop after his turn to hit a baby.
- Taylor Momsen does her best Lady Gaga impression. Read More …

Because who’s more synonymous with sex tapes these days? (Besides Kim Kardashian because that’s the only way she got famous, the only way.) Kendra Wilkinson was asked for her input on the Montana Fishburne situation this morning while doing an interview with TalkRadio’s America’s Morning News. Via Radar Online:
“…. He has to be there Read More …

Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood last night because they fell in love playing Scrabble and now she wants to Read More …

Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slightly over a week after being released from rehab, she’s already hopped behind the wheel of a Read More …

When her uterus isn’t directly causing crazed gunmen to hold the Discovery Channel building hostage, Kate Gosselin secretly pines for a strapping man in the law enforcement profession to rough her kids up before discharging his sidearm into her wanting perp. (Police erotica: Catch it!) Us Magazine reports:
At an Emmys after-party in L.A. on Read More …

- Jerry Lewis is a national treasure.
- Carmen Electra in her everyday clothes. Everyday clothes.
- Jennifer Aniston is banging Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds?
- Jon Hamm might be “too” perfect.
- Brittany Flickinger apparently remembers everything Paris taught her.
- Kelly Brook needs to never stop promoting this Read More …

Paris Hilton wants everyone to know that she, and only she, truly knows what’s happening with her arrest for felony possession of cocaine, according to her Twitter:
These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth.
And by rumors she must be Read More …