Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here’s the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul: I read in Read More …
Awesome. Now I can’t stop trying to remember the warthog’s name from The Lion King. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that Whitney Houston‘s back at the top of her game, Russell Brands‘s nipples will feed Beverly Hills’ homeless (as well as sex them all into salvation) and for Christ’s sake Read More …
After finding out that no less than four dudes might’ve put a baby in Snooki, apparently last night’s episode of Jersey Shore features a scene (after the jump) where America’s favorite Ewok Slam Pig just literally starts peeing all over the dance floor of a club before going to the lady’s room and spraying her Read More …
The last time we saw Jamie Lynn Spears on the site it was 2009, and you’ll be surprised to learn she was not murdered by Britney in a freak Whopper accident as I’ve assumed since then. Turns out she’s been quietly raising her daughter Maddie while biding her time until it becomes her turn to Read More …
In case her week-long bikini tour through Hawaii wasn’t enough, here’s Vanessa Hudgens breasts leaving a dance studio yesterday before walking the red carpet at the LA premiere of Journey 2. And you almost have to respect the simplicity of the marketing here because instead of convoluted, focus group’d horseshit where brands are “synergized,” some Read More …
“I guess if GaGa were to have kids, I’d probably devour them or convert them to a life of serving my dark arts, but can we talk about me now? I’m kind of great.” Apparently Madonna‘s giving 800 interviews these days – Presumably to lay waste to Gwyneth Paltrow‘s measly one. “Ha! Harper’s Bazaar. Pitiful Read More …
Posted by Photo Boy – Last time I checked Tinkerbell didn’t have huge fake tits. And oh, how I’ve checked. – Dr. Phil thinks men care what he has to say now. Ha, that guy! – Here’s who’s all up in Scarlett Johansson these days. – Brad Pitt is fond of Read More …
Shortly before Demi Moore somehow found herself in the hospital after sucking back whip-its and K2 Spice on a stomach full of nothing but Red Bulls, Bruce Willis reportedly urged her to go to rehab. So just assume that conversation involved both of their daughters looking like the goddamn Elephant Man so they’ve been through Read More …
Note: When not properly rotated, Kim Kardashian‘s ass cheeks can become flat and experience loss of tread. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely female with the exception of Jake Gyllenhaal (Debatable, I know.), and Natasha Lyonne whose gender continues to mystify biologists the world over. Meanwhile, Kat Von D remodels Read More …
Considering the last time the Patriots faced the Giants in the Super Bowl her husband went home crying without even touching his waterslide, Gisele Bundchen has found herself turning to the very same deity Tom Brady proved doesn’t exist when his team essentially anally raped Tim Tebow in the playoffs. The New York Post reports: Read More …