U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths

WASHINGTON—Representatives from the nation’s leading flag producer claimed that as many as 143 million deaths in the past two centuries can be attributed directly to the faulty U.S. models, which have been utilized extensively since the 18th century in sectors as diverse as government, the military, and public education.



Russell Brand Has to Die

   

Here’s Katy Perry in France today where I assume she continued her secret diplomatic mission to annex the country into the United States. (You froggies will never see it coming.) While I thought this was just another news-worthy post about how awesome her tits are, I couldn’t help but notice this. What the fuck is Read More …



Police say pair stole nearly $2K from Pa. jail

A couple were charged with stealing nearly $2,000 from a central Pennsylvania jail by using a routing number from a check the woman got from the jail after her release last year. Police said a 61-year-old man and his 51-year-old wife used the routing number to use Blair County jail account to pay their utility bills and transfer $179 to the man’s bank account.



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4 Amazing Real Life Spy Stories

Spies are in the news right now, which is a good thing, because spies are pretty much the fucking best. Here are some of the most cold-bloodedly badass IRL spies of the last century, up to and including the awesome retro Russian spies who just got caught this week.

The Best Links:

  1. In Ordinary Lives, U.S. Sees the Work of Russian Agents
  2. Alleged Russian spy posts photos online
  3. Russian spies: Inside home of Richard and Cynthia Murphy
  4. Anna Chapman
  5. Aldrich Ames – Wikipedia
  6. Fritz Joubert Duquesne – Wikipedia
  7. Richard Sorge – Wikipedia
  8. Personal History: The Madness of Spies (by John le Carre)
  9. 5 Spies with Bigger Balls Than James Bond

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