These are the top posts from December, 2009.

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There was so much awesome stuff on the internet this year and so I made a list of it and here it is, in no particular order. Go the internet! On the mend in '10, is what I'm thinking now after looking back at all this.

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The Best Links:

1. J. Lo Steals Your Soul [PIC]
2. Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling
3. ‘Home Alone’ Recreated On Twitter
4. Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author: Best stereotyping of the year
5. Surprise Cat! [VIDEO]
6. Infinite Beard [PIC]
7. Fox News Pie Chart Fail [PIC]
8. Happy Thanksgibbon! [PIC] Best pun of the year
9. James Franco’s ‘General Hospital’ Promo [VIDEO]
10. Matt Zaller Calls Michael Madsen Retarded. Bad Idea. [VIDEO]
11. POETRY BATTLE FRIDAY!!! [VIDEO]
12. Jersey Shore [VIDEO]
13. Put This On [VIDEO]
14. The End Of Octobeard [PIC]
15. McDonald’s Has A Website For Black People: Best Discovery Of The Year
16. Fake AP Stylebook [PIC]: Best Twitter Of The Year
17. RIP Mermaid Girl [VIDEO]
18. What Cats Do While You’re at Work [VIDEO]
19. Lester Bangs Apologizes [PIC]
20. Drunk Guy At A Convenience Store [VIDEO]
21. 4Chan Delivers Pizza To Balloon Boy: Best Prank Of The year
22. ‘Empire State of Mind’ Google-Mapped: Best Google Map of the Year
23. Rick Dinner Rolls [PIC]
24. Letters Of Note [PIC]
25. ‘Mad Men’ GIF For The Ages [PIC]
26. 15 Famous People Who Have “Fiveheads”: Brilliance
27. The Most Awesomest Thing to Ever Open a Hockey Game [VIDEO]
28. Dan Brown’s 20 Worst Sentences: Links, Pics, Videos, and News
29. Meet The SlouchBack! [VIDEO]
30. Bacon Is Good For Me! [VIDEO]
31. Triforce Hidden In The One Dollar Bill [PIC]
32. Happy 9.9.9 Day! [VIDEO]
33. Shatner Reads Palin’s Tweets: Good things happen sometimes
34. 15 Billboards That Don’t Belong Next To Each Other: Matt’s genius continues
35. What’s Up Iowa? [PIC]
36. Raaaaaaaandy: The Documentary: This was funnier than “Funny People”
37. Filipino Prisoners Pay Tribute To Michael Jackson [VIDEO]
38. Bunny Bon Bon (Game Battle): Awesome game, Joy!
39. Apostrophes Are Stupid: I Fucking Hate You, Apostrophe
40. Wolfram Answers Life’s Toughest Questions [PIC]
41. 45 Ridiculous Pictures Of Boy Bands: Matt’s genius becomes apparent
42. Conan’s ‘Come to Mario’ Moment: Aw, he likes the internet
43. Beatles Rock Band Trailer [VIDEO]
44. Barney Frank’s Townhall Smack Down [VIDEO]
45. The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt: The Year’s T-Shirt
46. Dan Baum’s New Yorker Epic: Quite a tale
47. Awkward Family Photos: Nicely done. Awkward. Like the title.
48. ‘Between Two Ferns’ with Natalie Portman: Of course
49. Leo DiCaprio-Jack Nicholson Morph [PIC]
50. Vegan Before 6: My 2010 Diet!
51. What Font Are You?: Pretty Awesome QUiz
52. Bicycle Parkour [VIDEO]
53. The Awl: Favorite New Blog!
54. Top Reasons to See “Observe and Report”: I’m Just So Clever!!!!
55. Sophie Tucker, Survivor Dog: Go Sophie!
56. Slaughterhouse 90210: Favorite Tumblr
57. Omegle: A/S/L Anyone?
58. Philosoraptor! [PIC]
59. Battlestar Galactica At The United Nations: Ahhh, if only….
60. Game Battle: Totem Destroyer 2: Nice game, Jack
61. Six-Word Reviews of All 1,302 SXSW Mp3s: Just excellent work, hope it happens again this year
62. 3 Deer Make a Beer Run [VIDEO]
63. Foursquare: Favorite App of the Year
64. Old People Hate Animal Collective [VIDEO]
65. Up: Full-Length Trailer [VIDEO]
66. College Humor Prank War, Revenge: Love This Series
67. The Greatest High School English Paper of All Time [PIC]
68. The Secret Life Of Stormtroopers [PIC]
69. Forklift Disaster [VIDEO]
70. David Lynch is On Twitter [VIDEO]
71. A Day In The Life Of Abbey Road [VIDEO]
72. Super Stacker 2: I Like Games
73. Party Like It’s 1234567890: Best party of the year guys
74. The F*cking Weather: What’s the fucking temp?
75. Every Swear Word On Every Episode of the Sopranos, Ever [VIDEO]
76. The Best of ‘Wikipedia Names Your Band’: Nice work, everybody
77. Christian Bale Flips Out: Awesome video guys!
78. How to Make a Rainbow Cake [PIC]
79. Words I Learned From Reading David Foster Wallace: Awesome blog guys!
80. Zombies Ahead! An awesome road sign hack
81. The Wire for $82: Still haven’t gone back and watched Season 2 again, though
82. Om nom nom nom [VIDEO]
83. Balloon Animal Sex [VIDEO]
84. Zooey Deschanel’s Perfect Apartment [PIC]
85. 82-Foot Buzzer Beater
86. Jaydiohead
87. Objectified Trailer [VIDEO]
88. David Lee Roth Soundboard

Onion Radio News – with Doyle Redland

According to me! These were some of my absolute favorite (non- cat -related) things that happened on the Internet this year. What were yours? Let's reminisce.

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A creepy case of a man who got tarantula hairs stuck in his eye has doctors advising people to wear eye protection when handling the eight-legged pets.

Tarantula – Invertebrates – Health – Pets – Medicine

Officials in Ohio will have to try again to sell a motorized bar stool from an unusual drunken driving case.

Driving under the influence – Ohio – Law – Drunk Driving – United States

All these good things put together cancel out one bad thing ( crabcore ), resulting in 2009 being a pretty all right year.

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A 98-year-old woman has been charged with strangling her 100-year-old roommate.

Laura Lundquist – who is believed to suffer from dementia and cognitive impairment – has been accused of killing Elizabeth Barrow after a row about her taking over their room at Brandon Woods nursing home in Dartmouth, Massachusetts.

Tomorrow, these two will have been friends for 30 years, but clearly nothing at all will have changed.

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The Best Links:

1. Via Reddit

John Wall of the Kentucky Wildcats, makes a quick decision to “jump the cheerleaders” rather than crash into them.

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