Cookie Monster sings with Rammstein. Das Krümelmonster sagt NEIN!

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A hidden gay elf sex scene in “Dragon Age: Origins” is freaking the culture warriors out a bit right now.
Should awkward gay elf soldiers be allowed to have surprisingly tender lovemaking sessions with each other in role-playing games? Or is that a bad thing that hurts America? You decide.

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5. Another Dragon Age: Origins Sex Scene
6. Players Have Dirty ‘Gay’ Sex in Hit Game

With H1N1 rates still on the rise, the folks at INFLU made a flu mask with a built-in fan to help deliver contaminated air to your lungs even faster so that you can get sick and just get it over with.
After all, When you are dealing with H1N1, the best defense is a good offense.

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Kim Kardashian posted the rest of the obviously Photoshopped pics from her QuickTrim photoshoot on her blog today. Of course, since Kim has the intelligence of a reality star who followed the footsteps of Paris Hilton, she included non-airbrushed… …read full story

Your sneeze can produce 40,000 infectious aerosol droplets, which travel at speeds of anywhere between 47 mph and 649 mph. Oddly, science hasn't apparently devoted a lot of timing finding out the actual speed of your airborne mucus, but it varies by your age and the size of the sneeze in question.

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This is like the real life version of the movie 'The Wrestler.' Funny thing is, Mickey Rourke looked better than these two.

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1. It’s kinda depressing to see that two men that age are still cutting themselves open and pulling each other’s pants down.

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Now you know how to make sure your baby will love Grizzly Bear and Dirty Projectors.

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An awesome series of minimalist tributes to popular TV shows by Albert Exergian. Click through for tons more .

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Pumpkin Jazz Hands: not just for Halloween!
You should also know that BuzzFeed Radio Favorite Delilah has already switched to 24/7 holiday music. The season is upon us. (Thanks to Videogum. )

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An escalation in Facebook Mafia Wars almost causes an international incident. ( Via )

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